How Not To Be A Supermodel

It’s the second you’ve all been ready for*: my first ever e-book, How Not To Be A Supermodel, is out there for pre-order! Here!

An precise e-book that it is possible for you to to carry in your palms. Or, when you choose my dulcet tones, hearken to together with your ears. You’ve beloved my revealing life updates, through the years, and also you’ve diligently learn via my farcical tales of woe (bear in mind after I nearly by accident penetrated myself with a shower faucet?): now it’s time to let me take you all the best way again to 2001, after I was a mere slip of a factor, leaving my legislation diploma to turn out to be an immediately wealthy and well-known supermodel.

You could possibly name How Not To Be A Supermodel a memoir, as a result of I wrote it about myself and my reminiscences and the experiences I had as a trend mannequin within the noughties, however my God that makes it sound very severe. “Memoir” makes it sound as if I wrote my e-book within the 1800s. Within the drawing room, while mom did her needlepoint and Eliza practised on the pianoforte.

And let me ask you this: would a memoir, to your thoughts, embrace a narrative about by accident happening a luxurious five-day vacation with a person you didn’t know? Would a memoir sometimes have a chapter known as Physique Like a Turgid Penis? Or – maintain on a second whereas I rustle via my notes – I’m Drunk and I’m Not Carrying Knickers? No it might not.

So sure, I wrote it about me and sure, it’s set up to now, however don’t make the error of considering that any painful soul-searching went into this e-book. Let’s not get the unsuitable finish of the stick, right here. I didn’t write it while sobbing periodically right into a starched linen kerchief, dabbing my eyes when it bought to the insufferable bits: it is a rip-roaring riot of a experience via a decade of the inconceivable eventualities and surprising occasions that life as a non-supermodel threw up, and it’s chaotic and blundering and humorous and ceaselessly ridiculous.

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OK, there are poignant moments. After all there are. In truth I used to be particularly advised, after I bought the e-book deal, that I needed to embrace the bits that may create one thing of a speaking level. (As if me inadvertently turning into concerned in an impromptu intercourse present or nearly falling into shark-infested waters wasn’t sufficient of a speaking level.) And so sure, I’ve put within the tough bits in addition to the entire elements that may doubtlessly have you ever spitting out your espresso and embarrassing your self on public transport.

However largely it is a snort-inducing, extremely correct** account of all of the methods during which I did not turn out to be a supermodel. My obvious bodily shortcomings, my character defects and my spectacular capacity to draw chaos and catastrophe in nearly any scenario.

You’ll be able to pre-order How Not To Be A Supermodel now – the discharge date is twenty ninth August. It has already been heralded as THE ONLY BOOK YOU NEED TO READ THIS YEAR!*** and so I feel it’s a fairly secure wager that you just’ll find it irresistible. Pre-orders actually matter, apparently, and so when you solely ever click on on one hyperlink I put up then please make it this one. I’ll be without end in your debt.

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I’ll be again with extra posts concerning the e-book and concerning the strategy of writing it as a result of it has actually been one of the best, most satisfying factor I’ve ever completed in my grownup life. For those who’ve adopted me for some time then you definitely’ll know that writing was what I had began to do on the finish of my modelling profession; running a blog was a really comfortable accident that took off into one thing nice and I’ve a superb and rewarding profession in social media due to it, however I’ve been hounding a e-book deal for a really very long time****. It’s a correct “full circle” second for me.